Spoonism is a religion centered around the almighty, One True Spoon God. Spoonism's core holy text is The Spoonist Chronicles, which covers how Spoon created the universe, the Chosen Ones, the Temples, and the Soup Messengers. Soup is a holy food in the Spoonist religion which an entire month dedicated to it.
The holidays of Spoonism include: Soup Month, which takes up the entirety of January, followed by 3 days of prayer to the First Soup Messenger, and followed by a day of a soup feast.
On July 20th a grand Spoon Festival is held, under the Big Dipper constellation at night.
On the second Sunday of November a Spoonist version of Thanksgiving is held, in which Thanksgiving soup is eaten.
October 7th is Spoon Day, the people eat spoon-shaped cakes, on plate-like spoons, with spoons.
Through December 24th and 25th, a Spoonist version of Christmas is celebrated, signifying when Jesus gifted the Second Soup Messenger the Comically Large Spoon to crush the House of Pfile.